(this is quoted from another fellow employee's story..)
Lady (goes to employee) I want a snowblower on receipt.
Employee ok well the snowblowers are over here...
Lady I dont actually want a snowblower. I want other things. But I need a snowblower on the receipt.
Employee uhh what? what do you want to buy?
Lady Lots of other things. Just show a snowblower on receipt!
Employee Uh..if you want a snowblower on your receipt, you'll be taking a snow blower.
Lady goes to customer service....
Lady: If i buy a snow blower and return it.. can i keep the receipt showing i payed for snowblower, not the return?
Customer service rep: Uh.. what? no...we have to show you returned it.
Lady: i need a snowblower on my reciept!